A Whiter Shade of Orange
He has been remarkably durable, given his failings, but surely now he has no way to claw back the ground he has lost. He lives in a fantasy world; he has no idea when he is lying or not. I am always fascinated by the white circles round his eyes (probably the result of tanning goggles). The rot started with George Stephanopoulos’ interview with him a week or so ago in which he lavished praise on his fabulous temperament. Since then he has seemed absurd and unhinged.
I felt that there was something wrong with him but i had never thought about his misuse of tanning goggles.
Someone should ask him why the skin round his eyes is whiter than the rest of him. He would reply that he has the best and hugest tanning goggles in the world and the most amazing tanning bed or fleet of them.