Some (lighthearted) definitions

An intellectual: a person who reads for displeasure

A philosophy professor: a person who screams when someone says something true

A university administrator: a person whose job is to take out the garbage but is incompetent at it

A feminist: a person who thinks death is too good for men and so marries them instead

 

 

 

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